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HOT OFF THE PRESSES! GET DORKED IS NOW AVAILABLE!
That’s right, folks! We’ve just gotten back from the printers and have ourselves a warm steamin’ pile of Issue 1’s! That means all you folks who ordered one have one comin’ to ya in the mail first thing in the morning. And to all of you too slow on the draw (if this was the Old West, you’d all be dead), now’s your chance to pick your copy up! Now, we only printed 55 copies and just about 40 or so of them are claimed. That means you better jump on this opportunity to pick yours up. Unless we get over a hundred orders come in, THESE WILL NOT BE REPRESSED. So don’t be a cube, rube! Send $3 to the following address:
GET DORKED H.Q.
1828 N 51 STREET
SEATTLE, WA 98103
If you live in Seattle, Portland, Baltimore, or Chicago; check back soon, cause we’ll have a list of retailers up within the next 2 weeks!